The Choice Between The Urinator, The Urinator BT, Whizzinator and Monkey Dong Type Devices.

Comparing the Differences

Considering the right product is crucial when you’re in the job market.

While most employers (99%) won’t observe while you provide a urine sample, those undergoing court-ordered, military, probation, or parole tests might contemplate using a Monkey Dong kit or Whizzinator similar products. It’s worth noting, however, that The Whizzinator and Monkey Dong are typically marketed for novelty or fetish purposes only.

Think carefully about why you’re being tested. For employment-related tests, Using a prosthetic device like Monkey Dong is a total waste of time. Monkey Dong is made for supervised tests, like  people on probation or parole. The Urinator is a completely different different type of device, it does not have a prosthetic and uses electronics for temperature stabilization and is designed to protect you against genetic discrimination through urine testing and isn’t meant for evading drug tests. For court-related tests, you might need to look at Whizzinator and Monkey Dong Products because The Urinator will not work in your situation.

In circumstances where urine substitution is necessary, choosing a product that can maintain urine at the right temperature is extremely important. The Urinator sets an industry gold standard, featuring an electronic heating element for exact temperature control.

On a different note, products like Monkey Dong and Whizzinator utilize organic air-activated heat pads that have basically no temperature control. 

The Whizzinator and Monkey Dong appear to be drug testing kits designed expressly to circumvent supervised drug tests, which goes against the intended use of the The Urinator, the biggest whizzinator competitors.

Make sure that the product you pick meets your needs and you didn’t go out and buy a fake penis with no temperature control when you are going for a job.

Below is a list of some of the prosthetic devices that could be used for a supervised urine test. {Please note, that some of these products are sold for novelty and fetish use only. However, they could have a second use depending on the circumstances of the user. Be careful with other fake pee brands. More expensive isn’t always better!

1. Monkey Dong

2. Pissinator

3. Whizzinator

4. Whizzinator XXX

5. Whizzinator Touch

I personally would stay away from Monkey Dong just for the reason that they seem to boast that they use superior components when that is basically impossible.

There are only a few sources of organic heat pads on the market. If you buy enough of them you can even have your own company logo on the packaging. But it still doesn’t change the fact that they are an organic heat pad. They are still unreliable. But they do look prettier.

All of these prosthetic devices will have slight variations in the manufacturing process, however, they will all use very similar components. I would stay away from the dis honest ones and steer more towards the ones that are most likely being truthful.

Monkey Dong components will NOT be superior to Whizzinator, Whizzinator ALS etc. thats just not true.

When it comes to substitution of a sample its just not the delivery system you have to worry about. It s the quality of the fake pee you are using. Not all fake piss is equal!

The Urinator was the absolute first product on the market made for substitution. We also invented liquid synthetic urine long before anyone else did. We developed The Urinator and Urinator brand Urine in 1998. Nobody can even come close because we were the first. We have the longest and best track record of any synthetic in the industry. We do not sell powdered urine, it tends to clump and has problems. We have sold over 1 million samples and we have NEVER had problems.

IRT, Inc. is the manufacturer of the Urinator brand synthetic (fake urine) called Dr. Johns and guarantees it for urine testing DNA only, not for drug test purposes. 

Our synthetic surpasses any synthetic that we have ever seen on the market because it was designed for medical DNA testing which are more extensive..

If you’ve bought a product to prevent genetic discrimination and face warranty issues using Dr. John’s synthetic urine, contact our customer support for help.

 

Remember, when it comes to genetics, keeping your DNA away from your employer is the most important part.

What to Expect During Employment Testing

Typical employment test procedures are as follows:

1. Arrive at the testing facility and wait approximately 20-30 minutes.

2. Provide identification, and fill out necessary paperwork.

3. Enter the designated bathroom alone to give a urine sample.

4. Do not flush the toilet or use any sinks that have been sealed.

5. Submit the sample for temperature checks and further analysis.

6. A sample outside the proper temperature range will nullify the test.

Recommendations for Employment Testing

• Substitution is often the most effective strategy.

• If substitution is not possible then consider using Certo, creatine, and some Vitamin B-Complex as an alternative and some creatinine may help (however dilution will reduce DNA it does not eliminate it). Note: you may show dilute.

• The key to success lies in maintaining the sample temperature and quality.

• Substitution is the only guaranteed way to actually pass.

The Shortcomings of Organic Heat Pads and Using Synthetic Urine

Understanding the limitations of organic heat pads and the distinct advantages of The Urinator is important:

• Organic Heat Pads: These can produce inconsistent temperatures due to dependency on oxygen levels, resulting in unreliable heating.

• Note: Testclear sells a Urine Simulation with Powdered Urine kit that has instructions that state to “gently blow on it if it is too warm”. That should give you an example of what type of temperature quality to expect out of organic hear pads.

• The Urinator: Note that The Urinator is provided without powdered urine. It’s designed to work with Urinator Brand synthetic (Dr. John’s Synthetic Urine in liquid concentrate),.

Given that organic heat pads can be extremely unpredictable and that The Urinator is specifically designed to work with Dr. John’s Synthetic Urine, it shows the importance of using high-quality synthetic urine when taking a test..

• If a company is using actual dehydrated human urine in their product,  this would be a serious biohazard.

• It’s a complete misconception that certified laboratories are using these products to calibrate instruments. Such claims are utterly baseless.

• It’s recommended to avoid any product that relies on synthetic additives to prevent bacterial contamination in their samples.

• If a synthetic urine product has gone through multiple changes in its formula over time, it’s probably best to steer clear of it.

• Considering human urine composition has stayed much the same for millennia, you’re synthetic formula should not have changed at all.

• There are no advancements in technology that warrant the reformulation of your synthetic urine. Unless you have not added something that sould be there or added something that does not belong in normal human urine to start with.

• In a properly controlled laboratory setting, high-quality synthetic urine would be produced in sterile conditions, eliminating the need for antimicrobial agents.

• By using autoclaves and adhering to strict lab procedures, there would be no reason for adding any foreign chemicals to destroy bacteria.

• It stands to reason that any business concerned about bacterial growth in their product ought to focus on upgrading their equipment or using better ingredients.

• Testing laboratories have the right to establish whatever standards they deem appropriate.

• CAUTION: Just because it works today does not mean it will work tomorrow. 

HANDY HINTS:

• Some powdered urine products will clump up ending up not dissolving in water quickly enough.

• Imagine pouring the powder into the test cup and it ends up with the consistency of play dough – that has happened.

• Be wary of biocides. Any unnatural additives in urine can be recognized and singled out in tests.

• Premixed urine needs to be encased in a sterile pack or you might find yourself dealing with bacterial contamination.

Crafted over 25 years ago, Dr. John’s synthetic concentrated liquid has remained unchanged, free from preservatives and agents that inhibit bacterial growth.

Regrettably, this caution merits repeating.

Testclear is no longer a verified seller of The Urinator.

Currently, Testclear seems to be selling The Urinator with powdered urine for drug-testing purposes, in total violation of the signed agreement.

IRT, Inc. extends warranty coverage exclusively for urine testing, but not for drug testing.

Endorsing drug testing would violate the law, and no assistance can be provided for such uses.

For any concerns regarding drug testing, reach out directly to Testclear.

If there’s a warranty problem related to preventing genetic profiling and you’ve employed Dr. John’s synthetic with the product, our customer service is here to help you as best as they can.

Any company that states that organic heat pads are superior to digitally controlled electronics is not being honest or they are not very smart.

Many within the synthetic urine industry renounce their money-back promises.

With over 25 years of commitment to quality, IRT, Inc. sees how far technology has come. 

The rise of rechargeable lithium-ion batteries is impressive. But unfortunately, they are not safe.

We have kept up with technology, we just are not going to sell you something that might get you killed.

Beware, not everyone has the same philosophy as our company. They just want your money.

During these 25 years of innovation, IRT, Inc. has delved deep into alkaline, nickel-cadmium, lithium, and lithium-ion batteries. Judging by their reliability and safety, the call has been made to stick with alkaline batteries—they’re the safest bet for our clients.

It’s true, that lithium-ion batteries may sound like a forward-thinking alternative. However, they can be incredibly harmful, even deadly, if they hit a thermal runaway reaction. The intense heat of a lithium-ion battery going off—think 1000 degrees—can burn fiercely, leading to grave injury or death in just moments.

At IRT, Inc., we’re serious when we say: keep away from any products with lithium-ion batteries near your body. It’s not just careless; it’s downright dangerous.